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Here Is How AFC North Will Finish This Year, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern Listen, bro. This division is going to be tighter than Cousin Parth’s new wife, and she is only like nine years old, my friend. Even though every American girlie that is drunk...
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4 Things We Know Heading Into Week 8 Of The NFL
by Frank Rhombus It looks like fans in our nation’s capital are finding ways to stay “up” even when their beloved team is down 17 points at halftime to one of the worst teams in the NFL. 5. Having...
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So, Was There Any Point To That Asshole On The Bengals Shoving That Camera...
by Frank Rhombus I finally felt the pain of a Browns fan tonight, as throwing fifty bucks on that fucking team to lose by less than 13 points turned out to be about as good of an idea as giving a...
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Soooooo Pacman Jones Got Arrested Again
by Tommy Gimler If Adam Jones gets arrested one more time this year, he’ll be able to play for the Cowboys. Here’s a headline from USA Today that’s almost as shocking as the fact that Charlie Sheen...
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The Video Of Pacman Jones In The Back Of A Squad Car Is Disturbing Yet...
by Tommy Gimler If your list of babysitters for tonight includes Adam “Pacman” Jones and nobody else, you’re going to want to a) get yourself checked out to see if you’re retarded and b) cancel your...
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Pacman Jones Continues To Be NFL’s Biggest Dipshit, Posts Instagram Pics Of...
by Tommy Gimler Even if he could actually find Monte Carlo on a map and was heading there for a spring break blowout, that would still be way too much cash. Just when you thought it would be...
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Bengals LB/Shitdick Vontaze Burfict Already In Midseason Form, Takes Cheap...
by Tommy Gimler It’s official: If you’re an old man walking down a flight of stairs and you hear Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Vontaze Burfict behind you, you might as well just throw yourself down...
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JuJu Smith-Schuster’s Hit On Vontaze Burfict Is The Best Thing I’ve Seen From...
by Tommy Gimler Karma can be quite the bitch. If your average NFL player gets blindsided and then stood over and jawed at like some dude who just found out that his best friend was fucking his wife,...
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Pacman Jones Arrested AGAIN, Continues To Crush It For Your Current Athletes...
by Tommy Gimler If you’re looking to get your hands on the latest Pacman Jones jersey, it’s no longer a Bengals or Broncos orange one that will suffice. That’s because the king of all goddamn morons...
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Here Is How AFC North Will Finish, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern Bengals might want to do everyone favor and just take year off. Well, well, bro. Looks as though planet has spun bunch of times and it’s once again that time of year when silly...
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